Are you reluctant to receive a Tarot Reading?

Come into My Parlor, said the Spider to the Fly

Are you reluctant to receive a Tarot Reading?

If the answer is "Yes", let's explore the reasons.....

• Your religion condemns & forbids the practices of Sorcery, Astrology, & Divination as heretical & punishable by DEATH💀

• You think Astrology, Fortune Telling, & other Occult practices are fraudulent, crazy, or BOTH🤪

• You don't believe in invisible & unprovable entities, alien species, or a God/Gods who can communicate with Humans🧐🤨

• Privacy Concerns - Please read My BLOG article "Providing a Digital Sanctuary for My Clients"

The most obvious solution to any of these concerns is that you possess the Free Will to leave this Website & never return (if you wish) - unless you don't believe in Free Will - in which case You May NOT Leave this Website & You are now under My Control & must PAY ME🤑 or become ⛓️My Personal SLAVE⛓️ in order to EXIT.

Your CHOICE - but just so you know, I'd rather have the money💰You're welcome🙂

In regard to spending time and/or money on my website:

1. Buyer BEWARE - ALWAYS

2. Healthy skepticism is necessary & prudent in ALL areas of Life

3. Don't purchase anything that goes against your religious beliefs or violates your Moral Compass

4. The choices & purchases you make in Life are up to YOU (followed by all consequences & criminal charges - as applicable)

5. "The Proof is in the Pudding"

   As with anything you purchase, a good product sells itself.

   If my Reading is incorrect, you won't come back for another - just like that new pizza you tried & will NEVER buy again, amirite?? When I do in-person Tarot Readings, I offer a Money-Back Guarantee but so far, I have never had a displeased client.

   That said, I won't be offering a Guarantee for my ONLINE Readings, only because it is too complicated.

   SOOO - you're free to leave my website WITHOUT a Reading OR "Pay yer nickel & take yer Chances" as they say. OR get a reading from ***Someone Else*** to ask if you should get a Reading from ME.

   It's ALL Good.....🙂

   
   
   
   

💛⚖️Choose Wisely⚖️💛